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Homecoming 2010: predictions Count Dante

Like every year in such period, many are devoured by our listeners ' anxiety and haunted by unanswered questions .

Will I meet my gambling debts? The specter of unemployment extend there on my home? My children they escape the scarlet again this winter? The gangrene me win she? Grasshoppers, termites and hyenas they will attack my meager belongings? A collision between a comet and my town of antimatter it is likely by mid-October, and in this case, public transport will they be affected ?

The Hippopotable therefore, once again, decided to appeal to Count Dante, the famous medium , master of the Cult of the Black Dragon, World Champion in the category of Experts and bachelor of tax law.

Count Dante has demanded to be photographed in this pose and with that eerie light. He also claimed a lead of 50 000 NF.

In his distant eyrie of the East (a building near the Gare de l'Est) we went find the man most formidable world asking him what to accept with resignation and wait in fervor in the months to come.

Here is now the omens of soothsayer bow tie white :

School: a comeback under the sign of betrayal

She lowers her hand suspiciously at the Morning Hi to Heroes of the Fatherland

This girl (surrounded by a black circle) will be deported with her family to participate a semi-voluntary program dermatological tests L'Oreal. The anti-vivisection league applaud this initiative which will save many guinea pigs and other dermatoses excess sebum.

Politics: the resurgence of Stalinism

"It was not that bad"

That sums the speech of many young people who are asked what they think of Little Father Peoples . Rumours about his imminent cloning through whiskers discovered intact in a state farm near Novosibirsk have not been denied by the PCF . Finally a providential man who could unify the left?

Young: the craze for "Knitting Party"

Finally a healthy pastime for our youth.

With the advent of mandatory curfew for those under 35 years and disaffection for alcohol and drugs, knitting will make a dramatic return as unexpected as "leisure Number 1 of 15-40 ".

Fashion: Wild cap Castor Junior

He can proudly display a beautiful tail in public

Yes, accessory in the wind this fall will undoubtedly famous raccoon hat scrubber (1) . Young and old (see photo ) will come to blows appropriate this hat also comfortable that elegant.



Thanks to Count Dante for this glimpse of the trends of the season. You see, dear listeners, no chemical disaster, no banking collapse and nothing to fear from our Colonies .

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(1) No raccoon was killed to make this picture. The skin was taken from a raccoon ALREADY peg out.