Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Red Pro Touch Straightener

I am ...?

The mystery was first something we know already ...

Je navigue entre deux flots, je me perds entre deux pôles, je divague entre deux pulsions...

Je suis quoi au juste?

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Uterus Anterior Myometrium

Homecoming 2010: predictions Count Dante

Like every year in such period, many are devoured by our listeners ' anxiety and haunted by unanswered questions .


Will I meet my gambling debts? The specter of unemployment extend there on my home? My children they escape the scarlet again this winter? The gangrene me win she? Grasshoppers, termites and hyenas they will attack my meager belongings? A collision between a comet and my town of antimatter it is likely by mid-October, and in this case, public transport will they be affected ?




The Hippopotable therefore, once again, decided to appeal to Count Dante, the famous medium , master of the Cult of the Black Dragon, World Champion in the category of Experts and bachelor of tax law.



Count Dante has demanded to be photographed in this pose and with that eerie light. He also claimed a lead of 50 000 NF.





In his distant eyrie of the East (a building near the Gare de l'Est) we went find the man most formidable world asking him what to accept with resignation and wait in fervor in the months to come.



Here is now the omens of soothsayer bow tie white :


School: a comeback under the sign of betrayal

She lowers her hand suspiciously at the Morning Hi to Heroes of the Fatherland


This girl (surrounded by a black circle) will be deported with her family to participate a semi-voluntary program dermatological tests L'Oreal. The anti-vivisection league applaud this initiative which will save many guinea pigs and other dermatoses excess sebum.



Politics: the resurgence of Stalinism

"It was not that bad"


That sums the speech of many young people who are asked what they think of Little Father Peoples . Rumours about his imminent cloning through whiskers discovered intact in a state farm near Novosibirsk have not been denied by the PCF . Finally a providential man who could unify the left?


Young: the craze for "Knitting Party"

Finally a healthy pastime for our youth.


With the advent of mandatory curfew for those under 35 years and disaffection for alcohol and drugs, knitting will make a dramatic return as unexpected as "leisure Number 1 of 15-40 ".



Fashion: Wild cap Castor Junior


He can proudly display a beautiful tail in public


Yes, accessory in the wind this fall will undoubtedly famous raccoon hat scrubber (1) . Young and old (see photo ) will come to blows appropriate this hat also comfortable that elegant.



Thanks to Count Dante for this glimpse of the trends of the season. You see, dear listeners, no chemical disaster, no banking collapse and nothing to fear from our Colonies .


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(1) No raccoon was killed to make this picture. The skin was taken from a raccoon ALREADY peg out.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Friendship Bracelet Pokemon Patterns



Au diable les préjugés: je sors du garde-robe.

Trouble de l'humeur à cycle rapide.

Bon, vous vous demander ce que ça mange en hiver, n'est-ce-pas? En gros, c'est une maladie mentale qui fait que l'on peut avoir entre 6 à 10 changements d'humeurs par jour. Ca se déclenche par une réalité, une phrase, une situation et ça devient très dur de revenir au calme plat. Le trois quart du temps, ca se vit intérieurement mais ca peut arriver it explodes from time to time. In subjects most affected is the battery of pills Titus complete with psychological thing. In my case it happened after my postpartum depression my fourth and I had a spirit of decency to consult. Tite a pink pill, minimum dose, 2 times a day and I am a perfectly normal girl. But now ...

As a woman, it happens to us, hormonally speaking to have our little jumps and moods to be somewhat''moody''for 2-3 days. Or, when you're in the process of affirming (as I do!), You declare war on''You tell me what to do!'' But in my case, the relatives do not accept this kind of behavior and whenever I speak, I, am entitled to a% $ # speeches like,''Fuck you''care

J 've had my criss Slap!

Because you may say what you want but the taboo about mental illness is HUGE! Because it's hard to see how disease is hard to understand what you're inside. I'm not mad, do not worry! But I am fortunate to be born in an age where one can find solutions to such ills. And why do I spend? It gives many Titus pills for blood, why not that? It has totally changed my life: I control, just in my ability, I have mood swings and I feel I have found the Magnolia that I have always been.

But there are times when I really had to say it was my cholesterol pills ...

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Fotos En Tanga De Lorena Herrera

Hippo Caravan summer: more than three weeks!

This is the blunders of the summer !

It seems that many of our listeners were not informed of the passing of our Grand Caravan Seaside near their holiday destination.

Regrettable mistake, apparently due to complete lack of calls the 120 pamphlets printed courtesy of reprographic service of the town hall Bouchain was distributed to burn the Institute Marcel Forcheflute Vierzon, instead of being shipped to our faithful friends (ie you , who read this blog, without exception ).

It is not too late to catch up lost, however if a delay may be lost.















A group of renowned artists in the service of popular entertainment and quality:





We laugh, we laugh a lot.




Irresistible!


Even in summer, death is never far away: the "Nun Blind" and its mascot Cranulet are also there to remember.



It is not too late to assist to the breathtaking spectacle of this blog holidaymakers from our seaside resorts. A detour of a few tens of kilometers (hundreds or a few parties for our friends in Estonia, where Barbados Belgium) will suffice for most to attend our show "free" and quality.


We are waiting for you!
2% rebate on entry price (80 NF) to burn, the amnesiac and seminarians.

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Last Hour:
We learn at the moment is that Sim died several years since . We apologize for this unfortunate omission. The mummy the comedian will be skinny but exhibited during performances of Grau du Roi, and Pérols Vauvert.