Wednesday, September 29, 2010

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Behind the Hippopotable (2): Welcome to our local

Following the surprising success of our previous chronic on the team behind this blog, we decided to postpone the article originally scheduled this week (1) to enable you to discover a place that generates a lot of rumors and fantasies: the premises of "A Hippo n ' is not a table. "

Location

Our older listeners remember that the premises of this blog are located in the heart of "Lost Valley" . Except really old, which, themselves, have memory problems, that is sad, but it is likely that their failing eyesight prevents them also read this comment.
Needless to say more : there are many evil forces (the treacherous Babinet, the Club of Seven , the creditors) who are waiting for a clue to start their vile attacks against our organization .

One detail though: the "lost valley" is less than 25 minutes by motorcycle from the center of Bouchain (59).


Plans

A picture is worth a thousand speech, and a considerable plan is better than endless and tedious description . You'll have both.

1 - upper floors.

Put your skates . It is in this area that are the essence of our offices (1.8), laboratories (2,3,4) and minor supplies furniture (6.7). A big camera
(5) we can shoot the thieving magpies , and other small rodents aardvarks which sometimes scratching at our doors. We can then (if our mood is playful) issue them doses of food (9) adapted to their needs: millet seeds, soft chips rest of our "pot" for pangolins croquettes, which are automatically taken from our reserves by clever system of buckets (10,12). An octopus detector (11) completes this animal.


Note: office 1 is reserved for our employees headless (no, you're not covered, ladies!)



2 - lower floors

Hold your breath and swallow your iodine tablets! Here is the laborious area workshops, machinery and piping underworld. A hodgepodge piping, cables connected incorrectly, maceration tanks and valves shedding beside which the psyche of the author of these lines appears as an amiable fable .

It houses the blower rolls (13), the mixer Etheral spectra (14), a voice synthesizer can imitate to perfection Jean Ferrat (15), the Novacem Compax (Winding imprégnabloc!) (18), the handbag Génault Danielle (17) and No. 19 (19).

Our offices Our offices are furnished in modern and functional . a touch of fantasy is allowed: the hanging file folder can be selected bottle green or gray mice (2)




Our laboratories

In our laboratories the Professor Leduc and his team are refining the amazing inventions which is regularly discussed in these columns.
is also where powerful electronic computers were installed to impress our visitors . We sometimes try to understand their functioning , and it is quite possible that one day we could even program a part of " televised tennis.



So much for first glimpse of our local . It has not escaped the more observant of you as well as many professionals Graphic Arts who frequent this blog that it was impressions artist .
A next column will show you a true photographic on these places, right from the camera Raymond Cartier will be dry and free of vermicelli that prevent proper operation since the recent " incident bowl of soup ".

Moments after taking this shot by Raymond Cartier, his Leica was "Splash"!


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(1) A fascinating record of the procrastination, but this is only a postponement.
(2) Color not available.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Garmin Mobile Pc Map Folder

Rizeults ov o liteul compéticheun

The last column of our blog literary had annexed a small contest straining your skills as translators. We thought receive at most a few dozen responses . But we did not imagine that several hundred participants come in our office to give their interpretation of the enigmatic maxims to translate.


"Seumm ft supper! Seumm ft supper! "Chanted the visitors

It took us several hours and the services of an Indonesian interpreter to discover that pidgin-English Andaman and Nicobar Islands," Seumm ft supper "means" Today, we distribute free autographed photos of Gina Lollobrigida our kind listeners .

time calm the overheated natives Andamanese and Nicobarese to Using a few bushels of bad rice wine, our local recovered their usual atmosphere oozing boredom.

Happy surprise! In Trash " Inbox " among some brochures and the press of the day , were still a few messages really intended Interpreting the contest.


Daily newspapers: In our business, the quality of information sources is essential


Two competitors, gentlemen Philip M. de Nantes and Lepoilux , already known to our services (including the legal department), have each delivered an equally valid interpretation maxims to translate. We have therefore decided to award them the tie promised consignment, or a beautiful image unpublished.


Happy winners: you just click the image below to uncover the image assigned to you. You can then reproduce it from the screen of your Facsimile, using tracing paper.

Yes, click on the image. Thank you to our listeners who are not part of the winners to refrain from such manipulation.


responses winners
Lepoilux said ...
1: A little pea soup
2: Over here, the dining room
3: It's also very easy because it is a grease stain.
4: Please, can we dine at the table in the corner, we are four people
5: Do you have a dark beer?
6: can you lend me a needle and black thread? Have you a thimble?
Philip M., Nantes said ...
Some Pi a soup: a little soup trigonometric
2 - it's here to dance the rumba in dining
3 - Very easy because it's a spot (Snow?) greased beforehand
4 - Give us your best table, because we are four important media personalities ("pipeul) Goude locker ande çannk iou
5 - Have you the Picon Beer?
6 - Could you lend me a needle and black thread, that I sewed the symbol of hippopotable on my blazer?

Bravo Lepoilux to translate Thumble (thimble).
Bravo Philip M . famous for his mustache
Thanks to other competitors, whose cryptic messages are welcome if, if !

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Saturday, September 18, 2010

Remove Bravia Tv Stand

Bicom aixpertt inn ann innglish

In this period back, you're student, employee , traveler or simple onlooker, do not forget to take a detour through our literary blog, in order to improve your language practice of Enid Blyton.

What secrets are hidden behind the back cover ?
aicsaytinngg Ow!

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claims appeared in "Match", January 11, 1940:
That 's calls anticipate changes in society.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Card Sayings For 12 Year Old Birthday

Behind the Hippopotable (1): a great team

It is with joy we've come (diagonal) the last minutes of our sales : the number of listeners this blog is constantly increasing . Each day, dozens of unemployed naive spend precious minutes of our consultation papers: evidence that still exists in our country large deposits of untapped productivity.

A French study showed that if all the listeners of this blog spent that time in space research, our country could already send a fowl or other animal of similar body mass in orbit around Mercury .

It therefore seems appropriate to accommodate these new fans by a brief presentation of our dynamic team , or, failing that, our team winded.

The Hippopotable preparing to open for you his secret drawer.
How many paper clips you will discover?



start with the most popular, the most jovial, the highest paid among us:

Raymond Cartier




Raymond Cartier was born with a camera around his neck.
Unpleasant experience, and moreover, clichés intrauterine were absolutely underexposed.

Raymond Cartier is our photographer , versatile and histrionic . He is particularly exciting stories about the Club of Seven , the French Super- , the Aquapark of Ecluzelles and three months of travel that will be resolved soon.


enchainons the couple featured that the world envies us:

René Leduc Danielle Leduc (born Génault)



They are young (especially her). They are beautiful . They are brilliant . They are hospitalized for poisoning chloryde ammonia, minutes after taking this shot .




If the members of our team members were , René Leduc would brain, and visit our facility would not very appetizing . Inventor of the atomic plane , he also developed many devices which facilitate our work: the very large roll of tape a shelf, the shelf telex carriers, the extension electric kettle our , the telepathic transmitter Ethereal (under development).

Génault Danielle Leduc is his wife. Ah, yes, and it works for us she claps text answers the phone, that sort of thing.

will try continuing with two more or less interchangeable:

Jacques Courtois and Jean Farran



It is sometimes convenient well, turning a chronic, throw food our listeners the name of an obscure writer . Letters threats, insults, anonymous phone calls : it Jacques Farran and Jean Courtois taking.


note the level of this column with our charming latest recruit

Josiane Cartier




Josie, this tailor you look great.


Josiane ( that you do not mind if I call you Josie, eh, no manners us ) graduate many universities polyglot, sports accomplished and a niece of our staff is in charge of our " Hippopo- Madam", and also manages our closet supplies (only for the small office equipment).


conclude by
our mascot



Bob Pangolin , pet friendly collected by the editor, brightens our lives with his hilarious facial expressions .





But ...
and Paul in all this?



It has not been possible to find a more accurate picture of team coordinator here trying to write this article on our newest Hippopotype Leduc 2000.


(Soon more: tour of our facilities )



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