Three weeks we publish this Horoscopes Telluric and Household, and by the magic of Count Dante already feel the changes take place in your life.
What you seem new and exciting early December You have become a simple routine: for example, reading this horoscope. And this is just the beginning . We can say that in the first quarter of next year, it will become a tedious task .
To accompany these changes to your fate, a cell of counseling has been established within our team.
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| cell help for psychological Hippopotable: warm and incompetent ("Shake a little, it will pass") |
She is ready to respond your questions, doubts , profanity and vituperation , 24 24 hours.
A phone will soon be installed in its premises, allowing even connect remotely with you in the meantime, you will need to move up its premises, located 27 avenue worldly desires, Flines-lès raches-(North) . In case of absence, please contact the Modern Garage, Mouans-Sartoux (Alpes-Maritimes) .
Well, quite argumentative, you want to know your near future. Here.
Natives from 29 January to 11 April. Unless their name begins with C or are allergic to oilseed rape. Your Life: Tuesday between 17h and 19h30, you have the opportunity to put slippers type it.
Your body: watch your pancreas (using a video camera if possible).
Our advice: be receptive to messages addressed to you by Gaia, especially on signs.
Your Life: A mail can change your destiny, but it will be sent by mistake to a herring.
Your body: Ignore your health, for once.
Our advice: To impress the girls, pretend that you are able to beat a giant squid in the struggle.
Your Life: an astonishing similarity to the fate of Genghis Khan will be discernible to the 23-12 15h.
Your Body: Quit scheme. If you continue to lose weight, you will soon be made of antimatter.
Our advice: Change your socks before it is these who decide to evict you
Your Life: Tuesday you will give birth to twins charming.
Your Body: Take a bath lymph wildebeest every morning.
Our advice: Do not boast too hard to be a member of the Ukrainian mafia.
Your Life: No need to reapply ham.
Your body: Hide your wrinkles behind a garden shed.
Our advice: Wednesday as when "El Barracuda" out his knife, throw a grenade into the room and jump out the window.
Your Life: Get training helicopter flight (if not before Thursday evening it will be too late)
Your Body: You will compliments about your shoulder blades.
Our advice: Before oven, add a pinch of cinnamon.
Your Life: Saturday we will offer to play in a French comedy without pretension. Refuse.
Your Body: Do you preemptively remove the right lung.
Our advice: Beware of what you read in your horoscope.
Your Life: Suffering, pain, suffering, but ten minutes in the night 23.
Your body: Try baldness. Oh, and then not.
Our advice: Skip , yes, but when, where and who?
Your Life: Drunk your mouth and tell their truths to all your knowledge.
Your body: Drink a thermos of coffee, Gobez five eggs with a glass of Tabasco. Find that you have no friends.
Our advice: If you must make a decision, ask yourself: what would a centipede in this situation?
Your Life: Christmas will be terrible unless you find some hidden drugs share in the family home.
Your body
: Carry the night to a scrap yard. Make it disappear into the trunk of a car promised to the compactor. Allow an alibi.
Our advice: Do you freeze for a few weeks.
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