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Hippo-Your Horoscope - Week du13 at December 19, 2010


Dear listeners,

A week already that regular appointment of Hippopo-Horoscope Telluric is made, and already we are drowning in claims, requests for clarification and threats trial. But also in the congratulatory messages as that of Ranci Germain, of Etupes (Franche-County), who kindly told us "Be damn, damn you and your horoscope. I am ruined by your fault. .


Count Dante being found earlier to print this new cosmic delivery, we called his sister Lucretia Divina , also known under the names "Liz Térioz " and "Marcelle Kebir" and "third neighbor .

Lucretia Divina, just before her hair caught fire.
What listeners vaguely uneasy at the idea that this blog is gradually reduced to a mere chronicle mystical zodiac can reassure our usual scientific topics, reports, promotional offers and other booby-traps will be back soon as we have found a few minutes to write this drivel .



Natives from 29 January to 11 April. Unless their name begins with C or are allergic to oilseed rape.

Appearance: Your bermuda navy needs to be mended. Do not put your vest with your striped shirt with yellow flowers.

Jargon: Saturn in sextile with Venus, your third zodiac star under the influence of the seventh house. Uranus, it is in trine with the Sun. You know what you remains to be done.

Emergency: treat your teeth.




Native April 12 to April 19 + all drivers.

Appearance: You are ugly with this jacket.


Jargon: Implement a quality process in your task force before being downgraded by a junior consultant more operational in the field of risk assessment.


Emergency: Eat radishes. Before Tuesday, 10:12.




Native April 20, with the exception of Adolf Hitler and Elizabeth II.

Appearance: Be yourself, but not excessively.


Jargon: Leave your animated voice, open your consciousness to other planes of existence, commune with Gaia and you'll be rolling in.


Emergency: Jump into the first taxi driver came and said to "follow the training"




Native April 21 to May 28 and August 4 (7:41) August 7 (12:43)


Appearance: is fucking you, anyway.


Jargon: Through a formal process based on the repetition of repeat units, put up a conceptual device designed to show the emptiness of the concept of slippers.


Emergency: Disappear for six months.




born May 29 to August 4 (7:40). No serious abstain.

Appearance: You confuse with Ava Gardner.


Jargon: Complete row seat with two three-quarters of header bricks. Prop a long brick cons each aligned on its end, then close the last side of the square with half a brick length.

Emergency: Learn Mandarin.



born August 7 (24:44) at 27, boulevard Benoni Gould, Nantes + Adolf Hitler

Appearance : Comb you with dreadlocks.


Jargon: Know differentiate Socratic irony, which leads to aporia, the Socratic method, linked to the constructive phase of the search for truth. Then repeat this exercise by balancing on one foot.

Emergency: There's a rat in your left pocket.


born August 7 (12:45) to December 14, most of the excluded evidence "Housewife".


Appearance: Be a mollusk flamboyant.


Jargon: Install the clamp on the aorta, then infused into the coronary arteries of normothermic blood, while greatly enriching potassium. If in doubt, sew and exit the operating room from behind.

Emergency: replay any Joy Division played at Kazoo.



Native December 15 to December 17 and cardholders "Aardvarks"
Merry Birthday!

Appearance: Consider the piercing of the pancreas, very popular.


Jargon: Post the application documents to the DFA DGPTRE before the deadline, otherwise your SAFUTR may not be granted by the CASAFUT. (Remember to attach a copy of the certificate SPOUTT CNU)

Emergency: remember Aunt Micheline.




Native December 18 to January 2, kennel or native of Belle-rive, in the Somme.

Appearance: Take a look fufu.


Jargon: Add to your software function enabling the cluster to perform batch of dogs, for moving them between boxes or kennels .


Emergency: Bring the Baball.



Funny, phonies and other parasites born between 3 and Jan. 29 + Elizabeth II


Appearance: And why not rock wool ?


Jargon: Remember following the Pope, how Mary, the Mother of the priesthood must have a place in the priest's life.


Emergency: attention! Vou behind


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