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Hippopo -Madame: why women kill

It is almost midnight (local time) , and the premises of the Hippopotable the calm seems to reign . These gentlemen have already returned home for several hours, with the exception of Jean Farran snoring in sleeping off his Pale Dry (1).

is the time when, like a little mouse stealth and with a chest advantageous Cartier Josie sneaks into the composing room ronéotypographique this blog to write some lines that are reserved for you ladies .

Today, she decided to talk about a terribly amusing and yet rarely addressed by other newspapers and blogs female: crime.

It also decided to finish the bottle of brandy hidden in the right drawer of the office of his uncle Raymond, and smoking the cigarillos Rene Leduc, while reading a few chapters of a novel a few nimble lent by Danielle Génault, but it will after completing this writing .

With our business partner: Mitoufle

Mitoufle: but what, exactly?

Good evening ladies . This is Josie. Today, therefore, it will not issue cosmetics, comparing the benefits and Poplon Tergalux nor delicate dishes and yet economic unless they include a good dose of arsenic .

Here is my new folder:

Forgive this model a bit shaken up, I'm not very good with the Ronéotypographeuse, hi, hi!

Yes, because the fact that women kill is not in itself a revelation. We know that women are frequently the instrument of Hades since Medusa, Lilith and Odette Planchin (my fellow of the Institute Ste-Curb). But there was a comprehensive study of their motivations, means and subterfuge: the here.

1 - Why?

"Fun" was not an option in my questionnaire.

Yes, the scary truth is out there: 70% of women killed by jealousy . Beware, gentlemen who read these lines ( and who, moreover, should instead be trying to read an article on tobacco or fishing ). The slightest indiscretion is likely to transform your wife (or mistress, after all) into a fury homicide who will not hesitate to zigouiller her rival - and you the same time. Nevermind the

self-defense, we will return in the next paragraph.

love of another man motivates 10% of the loopholes. This is a track interesting to explore. It would suffice for our detectives and criminologists to find out who is this "other man " responsible for a crime female ten, and to promptly identify: that many murders that were prevented .

Three percent of these ladies by killing greed. Proof that crime does not pay, little or : if there were millions of francs to gain new ones slaughtered predict that the proportion would be much higher.

The most interesting are well 2% "other" . That's where we find most exciting reasons. Here are a few:
- To try this Steyr AUG assault rifle with a charger 42 cartridges 5.56 NATO, " see just what he has up his .
- Because his shoes " creaked abominably " .
- Because I thought it was my father, " sorry, this corridor is poorly lit .
- To be a act of rebellion against machismo " and retrieve 52 000 NF in his briefcase."
- By idleness.
- Because he had treated " nice girl."

2 - At what age?

This damn machine is impossible to adjust properly. Ah, if a man was there.

Finding clear: is between 40 and 60 years than women kill , the vast majority. Some logic is at work: one can assume that the 70% who commit this act by jealousy are indeed facing a younger . The 15% lethal between 20 and 40 years also correspond exactly to the proportion of self-defense : they are those who manage to chopping the first face to wives or quadra scorned and furious fifties.
Beyond 60 years, only 3% are still force to kill. Or, more attractive hypothesis , they have enough experience not to get caught .

3 - How?

Planchin Odette, she needed only a glance to defeat the wealthy insurance broker.

The only question really useful finally under this heading is above all practical .


revolver
C ' is clearly the weapon of choice, simple to use, deadly within ten yards, always fun to handle.
My advice: do not listen to the vendor that offers a toy "so much more feminine . The Singles 22 and 35 mm do not kill husband obese in 60% of cases. Take a very large caliber . A magnum 45 stops running a Cadillac, that's reassuring when you find yourself facing a ruddy sprightly 90 pounds .

Poison
Do not go out of fashion. Easy to use and get in drugstores is the friend of the housewife homicide.
My advice: have at you rats, beetles, poodles or other parasites whose presence will provide the ideal alibi for possession of toxic and suspect.

The knives
Staunch for 18% of viragos. A good shot in the belly Superintendent, "that his quiet hussy. The hatchet , spectacular, should be reserved for women large, because the shot should be worn high enough to crack the skull husband's fickle: a hatchet stuck in the shoulder or chest impresses but does not send the womanizing in the mortuary .
My advice: if you opt for the razor , avoid electric models in fashion , unless you have a well insulated room and lot of time.

Among the various ways include:
- The truck garbage compactor.
- the atomic missile tactical (discrete choice model )
- The halberd (unsuited to the life of a young modern woman, but so elegant )
- A beaver trained to kill (allow 5 to 7 years of training with a "Beaver coach )

Whatever your choice, girls, n Do not forget: the important thing is neither the motive nor the weapon, or an alibi, but the victim.

good week all!

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(1) pronounced "Draille peel "