L a Revolution! Who does not dream? And bloodless revolution at that? The one where the guns would derive roses and wounded bleed honey ... The idealism beautiful game when you have hours to waste in life and especially we have enough cushion behind the punches. It will take quickly to Lenin or Mao to not knowing what to do to become visible. October came, Eric Cantona has dreamed such, before the Winter Palace, urging the people to fuck everything in the air and investing safe state. He bounced back and preferred to conduct the subversion of where you can really touch the world without risking any lead in the buttocks: the Internet. During a two-minute video sixteen, he plays in the economic sphere, passes control to the chest, shoot, finally emerges far, far away from intelligence.
Eric Cantona, I saw you, slumped sideways, speaking as a Sponsor in the red sweater, uttering truths that you think is accessible to as many (and which are, oh yes, they are ...), from this one you've become: The Man Who Knows. The Revolution is simple, you say. Suffice it to "withdraw money from the banks" and thus "bring down the system, and flit around your upper messianic beard, and they obnubilent to the candid shots y 'ka, ka y' strident.
I heard out of your "mouth of truth", rolling on the rubble of an accent necessarily pleasant as it is warm, smelling of lavender and evokes the carefree grasshopper - I heard I say, the most monumental stupidity that this century is expected to give the thrill of a soft Guevarism and light, marking the advent of terrorism of small savings. No gun, no death "to Spaggiari" you say with a knowing smile, and the message, and makes its merry way, as a hope among the audience for which the synonym of "change" is limited before your golden voice, the magic word "lotto".
Eric Cantona, the words relayed by buzz now is that you cause in fact The most infamous mark of contempt and cynicism that has been worn for some time towards the poor, precarious, the debt of all ranks. Even your President [1] had never gone that far, yet he knows how to do ... How do you not have the decency to withdraw those words to punch which are convincing a few thousand of your fans and may cause severe collateral damage if your instructions are actually implemented? How can you continue to take such nonsense ? Maybe because you are indeed an ass and that, unlike football, the donkey is an animal that never change.
A date is fixed: December 7. By whom? Not by you anyway, because there is nothing like it in the sequence. So who let you time to build any part of this event? That day, what is supposed to happen but a foirade not laughable at all, except for you, which was installed in front of your TV, play leap-zapping from one channel to another to know How many entuber you total your customers by turning interposed? What do you really want this "coup bank? And the morning after, after that everyone will have gone home and stashed his loot under his mattress or on top of the wardrobe, what will we do? Do you feel the soul to get on a roll back to harangue and exhort Billancourt ... but what the hell? What did you say, Eric Cantona, apart from words which call for exclusion of cardboard?
Imagine a real scenario - go, Eric, made an effort, it does not lose more neurons than giving a head in Baball: the naive one-off savings account sufficiently stocked decide to follow your wise suggestion, withdrew their funds from one bank, and it indeed came to collapse, that asks you to other customers in incalculable negative balance (yes, it exists outside of the wildlife that evolves on a football field)? Of course, boost their debts fica , because they are owed, they must pay what they claimed. And here they are in real misery, that you no longer knew her for so long, except to ask advantageously before the camera or in a newspaper. Can they go ringing for you, if necessary, this fooled? Unlikely to reach you: it is difficult if your address on the Net.
Must be stupid not to think about the practicalities of the thing and their potential drift ... It is clear that, on December 7, no question go to bank. Not to disobey the "day of withdrawal," but just not to turn me into a walking target. Indeed, imagine that, that day, each client leaving the property is possibly in possession of several Hundreds, even thousands of dollars in his pocket! It is incitement to crime, just, and I suspect it is because of this legitimate fear that derail your beautiful ideal. Next time, visionary, suggesting that binding rather than women as prison guards in male prisons and of uniform or miniskirts and cleavage. Another opportunity for a good laugh!
In any case, since the wildfire that was sown on yourself, you go for a Robin Hood who would have been a stroke of genius. Forget it - But then was broken in the year to read the myths and seasoning sauce - that the noble Robin asked that wealth is redistributed. You what you want is to foul up everything and contemplate, from the balcony of your luxurious residence, the smoking ruins of the fire which you turn on the tiny bit. In short, your approach is more sophisticated than a bunch of kids who fart the windows of a bus stop thinking challenge the society for a few days users will feel the air currents, then replace the glass, and any resume as before. The Company will not even cough, a cold but will remain on the floor.
I bet that by the deadline of the ultimatum, the spirits will have cooled and you'll basically allowed only one thing: to banks terrified by the prospect of a disaster to keep drawing in the legal text forbidding such a maneuver, a martial law prohibiting such levy in this case and not another, etc.. Ultimately, this kind of idea more concrete the contribution system you pretend chipping. And who knows, supreme irony, we will not see you when the amnesia of spectators will have its effect, in a commercial for one of the institutions bailed you have time for a battered Eve? Gainsbourg boasted some good razor ...
I wanted to write "We live in times sickening. "But I'm back to write:" This sickens me time. "Is more just so, I think he saw the number of idiots who manage to chew and swallowing with a smile the broth that they serve. Do not you think for example that the true scandal, it is people like you - either bipedal relatively good with their stump - are paid huge amounts of money for kicking a ball of leather or plastic, to be repurchased at a price of gold by clubs and excite the crowd to frenzy fund? Then, once their career is over, all the doors of major and minor arts (film, song, painting, photography, theater ...) they are miraculously opened, so they continue to (be) entertained and the transition to s' fatten ? All that money you've generated and you have stirred in part, with your goals, your ads, your roles first, second or third, what is happening? Answer this question penny for penny, Eric Cantona, and there you will truly revolutionary work with your fellow men. Not encouraging workers, employees, employees who have hundreds or thousands of dollars aside, to go play the bullies by their masters to fuck with what is their only nest egg. Nor, above all, arousing the anxiety of those in fear at the end of each month because they are consistently in the red.
Unions are powerless, they need ideas, Eric Cantona? What do you base one! It is the job of course, is more difficult than taking a drop in the bucket of his fortune to conveniently place it on the language of a crazed homeless at the time they are back in fashion. Better yet, if you want to touch the system at heart, go and preach with your peers, rich overpaid to just "be" a name, an icon, a symbol, and persuade them to disgorge.
sickens me This time, I said, it worries me at the highest point too. Although, you the collector arrays, the multi-awarded international prizes, you seemed very poorly placed to bludgeon the lessons of economics at anybody, well, it reads that you would have thousands of followers ready to follow your "Call" as he is known already, reference post-neo-Gaullist forces to anything that looks or indirectly to an act of "resistance." You must - and you can - jubilant to have gotten the better ones that have the primary role in society to challenge, namely the intellectuals, this caste is now completely disconnected from reality because virtual fully acquired, ranging from the Three M "worldliness, media and mediocrity. It is a masterstroke that you made, I grant you, and a nice slap. Now it is time to pack up your marbles and bring the mind to calm. Because a France which, after having elected a leader who shapes the inhuman face it is known, would begin by listening to you, to follow docile herd of Panurge injunctions of a shooter penalties - that France would then finally reached degree zero.
A zero degree with which it flirts already, since no one has yet found anyone to be indignant at your reference to the famous "Spaggiari. It seems as if everyone is convinced, in France, it must be some great soul of chivalry, a Mesrine with clean hands, a model. "Spaggiari," is a name that sounds funny as it seems to determinism banditry generous. A surname Mediterranean is already a bit of sun. Cantona and if it refers, then it must really be a good guy, a sanguine but a guy in gold. Is he dead?, Ah, did not know, sorry ... I would advise all those who were excited about your appearance then move on to YouTube and go to Wikipedia to read the notice about the person to whom you associate the action to rob banks smoothly Safely as they say in vocabulary development. Anything that is not its methods of sewage worker, his spectacular escapes and I will mention not here (no, not even the Pinochet episode) will probably remain in the craw of all small leftist acculturated that your proposal will be titillated. It will show them that you are not the new Keynes the Poor; just a braggart who has been filming in the process of releasing a remark worthy of a short counter and everyone admires, in view of its glorious past .
I am not interested in sport, who knows nothing about your performance or that of your fellows, I could see, immune, these images at their level: they show a man who rose from the other side, excellent player, set itself up as arbiter bounded. It is time to make amends, Eric Cantona, otherwise it will be more and more people to shout what Cree usual in this kind of character when it believes it has misjudged. And your "revolution" then evolve like those that preceded it: it would turn against its originator.
Frederick Saenen
Illustration hand of cards here: http://www.parismatch.com/Actu-Match/Medias/Actu/Revue-de-presse-anglaise-La-revolution-selon-Cantona-226610/
[1] The author of these lines is Belgian, Memorandum No. Non.
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