Our phone rang at repeatedly during the past month: that which makes us hot heart. Even if, on each call, we must remember that " no, we do not sell flannel robes in " and that " yes, we are listed in this directory by mistake Interprofessional bathrobe, "we see a clear sign of the liveliness sector entertaining blogs.
Another reason to fly a mine satisfied and even slightly ruddy: the success of our survey polls. No less than 258 271 people responded in just one month (which 258 002 on plain paper, where the number after all lower indicated by the electronic meter ).
Once again, we turned to a specialist Vatican to analyze the results of this survey of opinion.
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| The Reverend Father Gerald " head Butor " Forquegruche has developed a method of data analysis that the larger pollsters envy. |
sake of efficiency and to save ink, we're not going to fight a long and tedious litany of numbers and statistics that he was admitted to 87 % that " it makes them say what they want (percentage increase of 340% during the first 7 months of the lunar year in the age group 26-41 years of Montenegrin origin not consuming products derived from soybeans).
So we decided present the results the form not of a table or a pie chart or histogram, but a discussion between a desultory listener lambda, our church analyst, and a cocker of our friends named Ploum .
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| The auditor Jean-Michel Lambda . You thought perhaps be removed? | | | |
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| The personal assistant Ploum tells Jean Farran best framing for his cocker spaniel. |
It is later and I would like to go to the point: the results!
JM Lambda: First, what are the big trends?
RP Forquegruche: Well, a certain tendency to ease . For several months that this blog seems to use up the rope a few corny formulas and rehash the same themes. Thus, the jokes about priests who ...
JM Lambda: No, I meant the survey results. You know.
RP Forquegruche: Ah, I see my son. First, the poor moral elevation listeners of this blog. 41.6% responded to this survey " to win ten minutes on a rush job " 27.1% " like sabotage ...
Ploum: hff hff hff !
RP Forquegruche: ... poll results, 30% - and most worrisome-can claim to be the antichrist . Do not even talk of 22.3% responding " often, indeed, and with pleasure " on Question 8 .
JM Lambda: You have to talk about it.
RP Forquegruche: Not at all.
Ploum: I think so.
Forquegruche RP: Since when cocker speak?
Lambda JM: Well , calm you both. And then we learn that the survey psychological profile listeners of this blog?
RP Forquegruche: deplorable, lamentable, deplorable . "Sailing according to their intuition 'for 31.6% (women!)," Randomly clicking 'for 27.1%, "whereas their life is at a point where everything is possible " 42% " bored so that beg for a supplementary " at 30.9% , listeners are visibly pusillanimous procrastinators quite bewildered.
JM Lambda: Ah! The famous " 4P"?
Forquegruche RP: Not .
Thanks to Cureton, type in the cap for this mutt and analysis finesse of French society of early twentieth century.
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